That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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