Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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