do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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