ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
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hahahahaha turkey breast
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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