I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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