47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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