On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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