Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
vagina is talking i cant
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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