i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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