...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you made out with another girl for some wings
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
