SEEEEXXX PLEASE
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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