I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
home. puking in laundry basket.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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