I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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