No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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