Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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