Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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