she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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