My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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