he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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