If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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