Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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