when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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