she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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