Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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