what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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