i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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