eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
