i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
