He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think i have two assholes
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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