I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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