People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
