I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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