somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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