she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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