yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So gin and wine won't be happening again
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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