I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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