Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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