Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize