everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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