Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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