He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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