I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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