Whod you bang
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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