Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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