Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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