Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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