Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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