hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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