The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
