I don't think brook has ever known best
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
