loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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