I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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