Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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