There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
